Complete nutrition
for the modern
automatron
all of the necessary ingredients and vitamins and minerals for your mind to function in the cube
Standard Issue Complete Meal
$6020 servings · $3.00 per serving
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Ingredients
Oat flour, pea protein, brown rice protein, finely milled whole walnuts, olive-oil powder, acacia fiber, vitamin and mineral blend, real vanilla, salt, monk fruit extract.
Contains walnuts (tree nuts).
Formulation brief, not a finalized ingredient label. Ingredient order, quantities, premix components and carriers remain subject to development and testing.
What exactly is the slop?
GoySlop is a meal replacement being developed to provide protein, carbohydrates, essential fats, fiber, vitamins and minerals. The formulation goal: cover an entire day’s nutritional needs using GoySlop alone at the intended daily intake. Oats, pea and brown rice protein, whole walnuts, olive-oil powder, acacia fiber, and a vitamin and mineral blend form the proposed base. Final formulation and nutritional completeness are not yet validated.
How do I clock in?
Scoop. Shake. Sip. Return to pretending that meeting needed to happen. Serving size and mixing instructions will follow the finished formula.
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