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When will my preorder ship?
Products ship 10/1 (October 1, 2026). Free shipping.
Is this just protein powder?
GoySlop is a meal replacement. The formulation brief includes protein, carbohydrates, essential fats, fiber, vitamins and minerals—not just a protein supplement.
Could I live entirely on GoySlop?
That is the formulation goal: covering a full day’s nutritional needs at the intended daily intake. The formula has not been finalized or validated, so GoySlop has not yet been established as suitable for use as your sole food source.
What is in the allocation?
Oat flour, pea protein, brown rice protein, finely milled whole walnuts, olive-oil powder, acacia fiber, vitamin and mineral blend, real vanilla, salt, monk fruit extract. Final quantities and subingredients will follow formulation.
What does standard issue taste like?
Vanilla is the first flavor direction. Smooth, familiar, and unlikely to trigger a department-wide discussion.
How do I prepare it?
Scoop. Shake. Sip. Final serving size, water volume and daily intake instructions will be set with the finished formula.
Does it contain allergens?
The proposed formula contains walnuts (tree nuts). Final allergen labeling and cross-contact information will be confirmed with the manufacturer.
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